I remember a time in my life when I would bother for some “horizontal hula” get denied and be just a little frustrated. Because in all reality we are women and to some extent can please ourselves if we are THAT desperate. It’s not the same but it’ll keep you from cussing someone out lol just sayin.

But now that I’m pregnant my back hurts like ALL the time. And when I ask my husband to rub my back and he says no.... OOOOOOHHH HONEY I see red. I CANT RUB MY OWN DAMN BACK!! If I could I’d be rubbin it all day and wouldn’t ask for SHHHHHHYT. Like does he think I like begging for a back rub???

I literally pouted for two hours and then demanded it. I tossed him the lotion and gave him my 👺 evil glare. To which he did not hesitate. I don’t wanna be a back rub nazi. I don’t. So why can’t he just be like “yeah baby, you’re growing a human, our human, you know that I helped create, it’s the least I could do!”