I Might Stab My Eye Out🙃

Gabrielle

Currently on a road trip with my husband, grandma in law, and baby. I’m currently trying to calculate the trajectory in which I could stab myself in my eye with my vape pen in order to hit my brain. She reads every road sign out loud. “Texas motor speedway”, “I 35”. “University Drive”, “exit 421”. I’m sitting in the back seat with baby trying to distract myself which is why I’m writing this post. She’s a nice lady and all but good lord is she naggy. “Is her car seat certified? It better be certified.” No. I bought a broken knock off car seat for my precious baby. 🙄🙄 “y’all need to work on your credit” thanks, I have a 730 at 20 years old and have been a co signer more than once. “She should have a tooth by now” she’s a premie. She might be 7 months but she’s actually supposed to be 5.5 months. Either way nothing I’ve done could delay her teeth coming in 😑“You need to rub whisky on her gums it’ll feel better” yea, I’m not doing that. Ever. 🤨 if you’d like to comment or vent about your in laws or family go for it! No matter how annoying this woman is she pales in comparison to his father and step mother. 😨 my feelings for them are borderline loathing. Thank god all three of them live 2 hours away and seeing them isn’t a regular thing.