I left a can of sprite at work on Friday just in case I needed it. I work in an office of 4 people so it’s pretty clear not to take food/drinks that are not yours. Today I open the fridge because I’m sick as a dog at 10 weeks to find that SOMEONE STOLE MY SPRITE.

Things you don’t do: steal someone’s sprite

Things you really don’t do: steal a pregnant woman’s sprite

Things you really, REALLY, don’t do: steal your pregnant BOSS’ sprite 🤬🤬🤬🤬