Angry about leg hair

For starters, I have dark brown hair, but my leg hair is pitch black. I absolutely hate shaving, because I don't care about it being there and neither does my DH and it's a pain to shave for me no matter the position.

I also live where it's normally 95 on a nice day, and I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORT WITHOUT BEING LOOKED AT LIKE I DON'T BATHE!!! I bathe! Twice a day! Promise! I also hate maxi dresses and skirts!

If YOU saw someone in shorts with obvious leg hair, what would you honestly think??