MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT EVER

So I had one of my top ten embarrassing moments of all time this morning and just thought I would share since it would probably make someone smile. (Or laugh hysterically)

I wore a cute knee-length sundress to work today. Went about my business as usual until I realize HOURS after being at work that there is a giant hole right on the butt area. It was on a creased part of the dress, so I’m thinking maybe I got away without flashing anyone. (At least noticeably)

I ask my female coworkers if they have a safety pin or something to get me by until I can run to the store to buy something else, and they don’t. One of the girls suggests I staple my dress.. 😂 and with no other option, I go with that.

So I shut my office door and have this female coworker helping me STAPLE this dress. While she has it pulled up stapling it, my (male) boss opens my door to ask me a question. Yep, my bare ass is facing the door. He’s like

and quickly shuts the door. 🙈

At this point I sprint out the door and head to a store down the road, all while staples are stabbing my butt. Then when I get to the store, some lady stops me and says, “Honey your dress is bunches up in the back.” To which I look at her and nonchalantly say, “Oh yeah, I know, it’s stapled.” She was like

Luckily I found a cute dress on sale, but.. 😰🤦🏻‍♀️