One more damn time! How am I supposed to be getting this precious sleep when;

1. I wake up ever 1.5-2 hours to pee

2. I am constantly rolling from my left to right side to get comfortable

3. To get from my left to right side requires me to move my hips which is like taking knives to my crotch

4. This baby loves putting her foot in my ribs when I’m on my side

5. I randomly wake up and can’t fall back asleep for hoursss no matter how exhausted I am

So, please explain to me again how I’m supposed to be enjoying this sleep I’m not getting