so today I'm having phone sex with my boyfriend because we have a long distance relationship. He has wanted me to play with my butthole a bit more and so today I bought a vibrating butt plug. we were getting into things and at first is did hurt a bit but after awhile it was that bad and I was using my other g-spot vibrater and it was actually feeling really nice. we the butt plug kept slipping out and so I pushed it in one more time figuring I just wasnt getting it into the indent at the base to hold it in place.

that's when it all went wrong.

I pushed it back in and next thing I know it's gone. my fingers are pressing against butthole which I should not be touching.

craziest part. I also came in that moment squirting everywhere which made everything even more slippery if I didnt have enough problems!

I of corse immediately went to the bathroom and tried to push it out which wasnt working. so I was freaking out. he was freaking out. and I'm trying to get over the fact that I'm digging around in my ass trying to get this thing out of me!

obviously not the way I had planned the day to go. but i was able to feel it so I grabbed a few hair ties. I tied them together and figured if I could wrap it around the end of the buttplug I could pull it out. he was saying I needed to go to the doctor and there was no way I was doing that yet. I live with my mom and stepdad. i do not want to explain. why I'm going to the hospital.

well. I went fishing. and I of corse had to start pushing again and then it just popped out. and it was gross.

so just a little PSA.

if you're going to use a buttplug. dont. push. to. much.

I'd much rather it pop out over and over than it get stuck inside.

not that I'll be doing that again for awhile anyway.

anyone else ever go through this? I cant be the only one.