To my Ex-best friend

We used to be like the Ying and Yang and now we won’t even talk. It’s true I think you’re obsessed with your boyfriend and it’s true, I don’t like him, but still I supported you and when I said I was sick of you talking to him all the damn time (seriously, every single day) you said I was jealous...seriously wtf. I tried to restore our friendship but you’ve become the coldest bitch in human history, you claim you’re so ‘mature’ but you can’t even stand someone telling you your hair is a mess without texting mommy. You always made fun of my European ancestry and claimed that your ancestry was superior because they were black (and still, you’re whiter than Zac Efron) I fed your ass for 3 damn years, I bought you tickets for all my soccer and Flag Football games (5 bucks each, 10 games per season...about 6 seasons) and you didn’t even bother to call to excuse yourself, you don’t even know what’s my team!, for all you know I could be the coach, the water girl or the top scorer!. You know, now that I look back to all you’ve done...you’re the greatest bitch on earth, so don’t come up saying that I’m a bad friend cuz I told you to stop texting that dude every 2 minutes!. You know I hope he dumps you, for his own sake. You’re obsessive and an impressive manipulator. Fuck off! P.D I AM THE PROUD GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER OF GREEK/ITALIAN IMMIGRANTS AND IM PROUD TO HAVE AN AWESOME GERMAN STEP-GRANPA. I give two shits if you’re from black, Asian or Indian ancestry, you have no right to mock my family.