* LET ME SAY IT AGAIN. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!! She laughed her ass off. We are fwb. Stop being such a-holes. Get over yourselves. And I am a female! I know exactly not to take advantage of her. I’d never dream of it. So stop acting like a witch over a joke.

Me subtly dropping hints to my friend that I want to sleep with her 😂😂😂

I set this as her phone background lol.

* It’s a fucking joke guys. She laughed her ass off. We’ve already slept together and enjoy drunk sex. My hell you guys can suck the fun out of everything.