Screw it!!!

I cannot stand the feeling over being au naturale down there!

I just don’t feel clean. That being said....I’m 8 months pregnant and haven’t seen my girl in months! Up until recently I could hike my leg up on the side of the shower or sit down to contort a way to see what I was doing when I cleaned her up. I tried to let it grow out knowing it would be easier but felt straight up like Chewbacca. At this point I can only imagine that’s what it looked like.

So today I attempted to shave not only my legs which is a feat in itself but my girly goods as well. Not to mention i did this in our master bath which has a single standup shower stall. There’s no doubt the image alone would resemble something close to sausage being placed in a casing or a fat cat meme as I tried to squeeze my big butt into a position where I could somewhat see what was happening. The noises alone should have concerned my husband who was just outside the door but thankfully he never came in to see why it sounded as if a herd of buffalo were bathing in our shower.

In the end I’m fairly confident I ended up with a vagina that looks somewhere in between a pitiful creature with the worst form of mange and Texas chainsaw massacre.

I have zero doubts now that Helen Keller had to have gone natural because this shit is tough without seeing! And my husband is just gonna have to fight the forest or shave her for me because I feel like I just did 2 hours of yoga while appearing on my 600lb life.