I'm sorry, I'm going to kill my husband if he doesn't keel over first.

He has something wrong with him AND REFUSES TO SET UP A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. He literally will wake up from dead sleep, choking on his own vomit, gasping for breath, with a 30min long coughing fit following. It's absolutely terrifying and he won't fucking go. Maybe he's scared you say? Or money? Nope. He just won't pick up the phone and find a doctor and schedule an appointment. UGH. I've bitched at him for it for weeks and he just. won't. do. it. Just sleeps sitting up and insists it helps (IT DOESN'T). Sorry should add the stubborn bull won't go if I schedule it. Been there. Got the no-show call.