Desperate times...depserate measures

I'm posting anonymously because this is so embarrassing.

Experiencing the worst hemorrhoids I've ever had. Have done everything recommended and I feel like I've spent so much money and time on stuff that's not helping. Have spent all day trying to get relief.

So...

Currently laying in bed with a popsicle wrapped in a paper towel squished between my butt cheeks.

Oh this is so desperate...but I need relief. Made sure my daughter didn't see me running to the bedroom with one of her snacks. 🤦