I’m apparently PREGNANT! 😱💃🏻

So, I was searching for the Glow nurture app to show to my sisters-in-law who is pregnant. As I was scrolling searching for it, I found this app which you can “apparently” rather use than going to buy pregnancy tests.

I downloaded it just for fun (I know it’s fake but was pretty funny) and how it works is you press the button to “scan” and then hold your phone on your belly....

And guys...

Me, a virgin, is pregnant! Can you believe it! I’m going to be the next “Maria”

Ahh I just want to thank the ghosts and pornhub for finally making me a mommy🎉💃🏻💁🏼‍♀️

Looking forward to this belly growing from food which will be the only baby I can possibly have now😂