You know your with an a$$hole when..

He yells at your son for telling him he ate candy at his dads house all day when it was really junk food, you got in a HUGE fight making your son cry and you get so scared you pee yourself, he goes and masterbaits, then tells you you have to sleep on the couch (while your over 30 weeks pregnant with twins). This is so f×@!#d. I hate my life.