So my brother's girlfriend of (questionable) 10-11 months is due soon. She started having Braxton Hicks contractions last night and got everyone excited to meet our new family member. My mom sent out a baby pool text to see who wanted to bet on when the baby will arrive. She included all immediate family in it, including my grandmother who they have been close with. My grandmother is conventional and with the relationship developing as it did (ie very quickly) she hasn't said much, that I know of, about this baby situation. Today, she texted back on the baby pool "I only bet on games, and having a baby is not a game it's a serious commitment.. so count me out!"

I'm sitting here dying cuz I'm just surprised she's been this quiet for so long. Way to ruin the fun g-ma!