This will be short. But it makes me laugh every time I think about it. When I was younger I hooked up with one of my good guy friends we had sex on a soccer field behind our local movie theatre. I was in top and in the middle of getting to it, he reared back and full on slapped my left tit. I have BIG tits 😂 so my left tit swung over and slapped my right tit. I instantly started cracking up laughing and had to get off of him. He was confused because he thought it would be “sexy”........what is the funnies or weirdest thing a guy tried to do to you while smooshing?