I am fucking mortified.

long story short my dog got into my trash can and ate my used tampon after dragging it around the house and sofa.

Okay, this happens sometimes, no big deal.

So this is the day that my friends and family take a road trip to the mountains, of course I’m bringing my dog... of course my dog gets car sick... fucking tampon vomit all over my friends and the back seat... THE ACTUAL FUCKING TAMPON LANDED ONTO MY DADS LAP.