Seriously?!?

Is it just me or does anyone else just want throw their hands up and scream at you’re ovaries “WTF? Can you decide what the hell we’re doing here already?”

I’m on CD 17 and I’ve had 3... count them 3 different days of positive OPKs followed by the next day being negative and no 3 day rise in temps!. My BTT is all over the place! And 2 of those days I also had EWCM. My ovary (I only have one) is screwing with me! Will you please just hurry up and release that egg so I can hurry up and wait those 2 weeks? Geeks enough already!