Anyone got any clumsy stories?

So this morning is going so well for me, up at 7am, showered and in sweatpants to have a nice relaxing day as we have a few deliverys due, then this happens..... so im dying for a wee so run up stairs, i then realise theres no toilet roll after specifically asking my partner to put more up stairs as he finished the roll we had, so went to go back downstairs and ended up falling on my bum, scrapping my back down 3 steps, crushing my finger, grazing my other finger and toe, to then wet myself😔 my finger is now swollen and sore, ive now got to get into the shower again and continue my day with 1 hand🙄 i cant be the only clumsy pregnant women😂😂