Telling my parents

Cheryl

So I am now officially 12 weeks pregnant with my first baby.... tonight is the night I tell my parents. What do I write in the card?

I’m 34 and they have never suspected we were even trying for 2 years... it will be a huge shock!

What can I write that will be funny as I don’t like soppy stuff!

Ideas please!! Thank you 😊 I’m super nervous x