The one time I actually sleep

Woke up at 3 feeling sick, so I decided to watch some videos on YouTube. 5am rolls around, and I feel like I’m about to throw up, but I also need to pass a bowel. I get up, run to the bathroom with no pants on, and I pass 2 big ones. Nausea goes away, and I feel better. Thank you SO much body.

It’s also 28 degrees and I’m wearing a tank top with no pants. Really cold, but don’t wanna get out of bed. This is what I get for going to bed at 10:30pm instead of 6am