Pregnancy rage is real and my boss is disgusting

Urgh my boss is just a creature.

He sits at his desk picking his nose, picking spots, picking crap out his ears and EATING ALL OF IT.

He also heavy breathes and sucks his thumb.

I usually have my back to him where I sit but I can hear the tell tale smacking and slapping sounds of him eating something from one of his orafices, or him just sucking his thumb.

It’s seriously disgusting. Sorry to share, but I needed to vent this pregnancy rage (hell I think anyone would be pissed off by this) before I throw a box of tissues and hand sanitizers at his ugly face.