So me and my boyfriend were having sex.. I was giving him head on HIS side of the bed; he then moved his squirmy ass to the center and at this point he’s just ready to get inside me🤣 so he gets up, is turning around, trying to make his way on top of me so as I’m telling him “no let ME get out on-top of you!” I realize we’re at the total EDGE of the bed and i thought we were just about to fall off the bed.. which is, yanno, the normal thing to happen.. well no, we fall off the bed (whilst he is STILL on-top of me)

and the damn bed fell too

The bed is literally like this / ⬅️

it popped a fucking wheelie.

At this point we’re DYING laughing, the bed is still like this / ⬅️ and he’s tied up in the sheets literally hysterically laughing and I’m trying to get his attention to help me lower the bed QUIETLY!

Well, his first reaction is to call the dog because he didnt want him to get hit by the falling bed and I’m literally stuck, without help, covered in sheets, crying tears from laughing, also has a 6 pack at this point from laughing so hard and BOOM the bed falls back down after a good 4 minutes and 38 seconds of us dying. He gets on the bed and says “I’m done I’m going to sleep that was the sign from god”

Idk bout y’all but I was still ready to continue what the bed tried to interrupt.. 😒