As if sleep isn't hard enough to come by - the NOISES HE MAKES GOOD GOD I COULD KILL HIM IF I DIDNT LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I wish it was snoring- I could handle snoring. It sounds like a mix between sucking on a binky, chewing a golf ball sized wad of gum and slurping soup or spaghetti. I reach over and hold his mouth shut so he will fucking stop and when I let go it .just. Keeps. Going.

I'm. Gonna.lose.it.

About to go sleep on the floor in the far corner (our babies "room" ) we live in a studio and to make room for baby got rid of our couch. SO I'm legit about to go sleep on the floor infront of the crib to get as far away from this sound as possible. He's been doing it for around a year now , some nights much worse than others but before I went on leave I didn't have to deal with it much because I worked graveyard shift while he was home asleep.

HES MAKING THE SOUND THE WHOLE TIME IM TYPING THIS OHMYGODKILLME