We spew blood, stretch out our skin, squeeze out babies, and SO MANY other disgusting things. And we somehow manage to hold together? Every roll, scar, mole, discolored patch, strand of hair, curve, zit, freckle, nail, and everything in between. And the worst part? All of it is beautiful. The female body is this miraculous canvas for a plethora of beautiful imperfections to be painted on. Every woman, big, small, every single race, sexuality, and gender preference is absolutely gorgeous! And perfect! And deserves to love herself and be loved by others! To have every little mark on her body be loved! Because they’re amazing. So yeah, the female body is the worst.