Goodness! Husband's sometimes...

Tonight I made dinner, plated his dinner and mine and brought them to the table. He starts eating right away without waiting for me which he knows pisses me off #1. I have to go grab my screaming toddler to try to get her to sit and eat. She decides she wants to sit on his lap so she did. I got her plate then he asked me to get her a fork then he asked for her milk. Fine, she is on his lap I get it. She gets pediasure and all day she has been screaming that she does NOT want the milk in the cup, she wants it in a bottle 🤦 two year olds... So I get her her milk in the bottle with the straw. I turn around and she spills it all over herself and him. I go get a paper towel and wipe her off and my grown ass husband is like "it's all over my hand too" and sticks out his hand. I handed him the paper towels and he was just looking at it like wtf do I do with that and asks me to wipe it... Seriously?!? Seriously?!? He is pushing 31 and can't wipe his own damn hands?? Of course he also blames me for the spill even though she has been fine with it all day with me and didn't spill once. She is a toddler, shit happens....

Freaking man child 😒