Normally my periods come super late. They’ve been this way for years. They always come at the very end of the month, stretching into the new month. But the second I decided to plan a vacation in the MIDDLE of the month I’m thinking “ok cool, no way do I have to deal with a period while on vacation” next think I know, that very next period came 5 days early. I’m thinking wtf ???? Vacation times rolls around, and my <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">eve</a> app predicts I’ll get my period on my third day of vacation. I get upset but can semi deal with it since it would be my last day of vacation. Welp it’s vacation day 1, haven’t even boarded the plane and guess who’s period decided to show up 2 days early for the fucking fun of it. Say hello to cramps, and bloated me during my damn vacation. Did I mention my body hates me? It’s ok, I hate it too