We have a 3 story townhome.. top floor is bedrooms and 1 bathroom and second floor is living room, kitchen, spare room and main bathroom....

earlier today, my 5 year old tells me “ sorry mom I got some poop on my hands when I was wiping.. I tried to get it off with toilet paper but I just washed my hands... I’ll go wash again now” so I made sure he washed he hands real good. He has dinner, goes to bed...

I go to use the spare bathroom and alllll over the toilet paper is shit!!!! I thought he meant he got poop on his hand and tried to clean it with toilet paper but it didn’t work... but he actually meant he got it ON the toilet paper!!! Now he is asleep do I can’t even ask him wtf happened??? WHAT???? What happened???

Lord Jesus please save me