I’m confused which of us is pregnant

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So I was CRAVING a burger like I’ve never needed one so badly. I’m driving with my husband I’m like we gotta stop.

So we get the food and I’m like

As I start eating he gets all quiet and is like

So I’m like alright babe what’s wrong? He says well I’m hungry too .. so I look at him like

He goes well you didn’t ask if I wanted food. So again I’m just like wait ..

You didn’t say you wanted any. So we get into a fight about whether I should’ve asked or he should’ve spoken up. Then he gets all silent and he’s all

So I’m like alright FINE!

And share half my burger and all my fries. And say have it. Just don’t touch my drink. As we walk into the house you wanna know what this fool does ?

TAKES MY DRINK OUT OF MY HANDS AND SAYS HES THIRSTY !!!

And so now I’m genuinely angry and he’s happily eaten most of my food and I’m annoyed and needed to vent lol.

Thank you for reading my rant

Moral of the story get burgers without my husband in the car