What is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever said in public?

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Mums,  please comment and let's laugh.. 😂😂😂

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4.5 year old son. “I’m shakin my booty and my penis!!!!”

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I remember my daughter and i were in line at target waiting to check out when she let out a fart but it wasn't even noticeable and what does she announce out loud " oh yupp mom i just farted but its okay it wasn't loud " and everyone turned to look at us giggling lol

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6 year old at a birthday party at a wildlife center with all his classmates and their moms, animal demonstration of a lizard, lady explains they eat bugs. 
My son very loudly near the stage:
"We need to get one of those because our house is FULL of roaches and bugs everywhere!"
Looks from moms. 
False!! We found 2 beatles in our house that week because it was a rainy week,  my husband put stuff outside and that was it. Meanwhile all the moms of his school friends thinks he lives in disgusting squalor full of roaches lol

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I’m Catholic and at church I was carrying my 3 year old up to communion so he could get a blessing. The priest gave me communion, gave my son his blessing and as I turned to go back to my seat, my son started screaming “I don’t want a blessing! I don’t want a blessing!” I was so embarrassed and worried the priest might think he had to do an exorcism. 😂

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My 3-1/2 year old daughter and I were at a movie theater when I took her to the bathroom. It was empty at the time when she had a small bout of runny poo. She laughed and said “I peed... out of my butt!!” Then after the movie was over, I wanted to take her again just in case it was a singular episode. Of course this time there were lots of ladies in there. After she went pee she said, “I’m so glad I peed out of my vagina this time!” Ha ha ha. There was quite the laughter after that.

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I have a 3 year old boy and once in the grocery store he screamed “BOOBIES” and I still don’t know where he learned that word. But sometimes when I make a phone call to a stranger (Insurance, customer service, at&t etc) my son likes to yell “help me” in the background and then laugh and run off 🙂

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It’s not a laughable moment, but my son and I were in a grocery story and we saw a lady who was on the heavier side who had vitiligo. My son screamed out “look MaMa, a cow!” If I had a hole, I would’ve jumped in it. Luckily, the lady didn’t hear him.

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My son can't say Fish correctly for whatever reason. He's nearly two and a half, and whenever he says fish it comes out as Bitch. We we're in the store and there was a fish cat toy in the pet isle which is usually filled with people. And my son goes. "Look mama! A bitch!" And I just had to quickly go "Yes baby, is is a fish! Good job." And asked him what color it was, to which he replied with "it's an orange bitch." 😂

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My 2.5 year old loves princess and the frog lately however he can’t quit say frog correctly so it sounds like the f word. One day we were out at an outdoors store with his dad and uncle all of a sudden he’s yelling frog mama frog but of course it sounds like he’s just swearing at me.

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H: mom, I found something that rhymes. Stick and Dick (our neighbour)
M: yes you are right
He said this in the Vancouver airport full of people and not quietly. Oh my there were some giggles

What is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever said in public?

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