Where’s my swearing sailor mommies at? 😂⚓️

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My son called the dogs fucking assholes 5 minutes ago. Shit isn’t cute when they start to repeat you. 🙄

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Yepp! And I don’t even care about doing in front of my kid because he knows he can’t say bad words! I waited my 18 years. So will my kids lol

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I was driving at night and the vehicles lights in the oncoming lane kept shining in my 5yo daughters eyes, she yells “turn your lights off fucker!” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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When my little sister was 5 we were in the car and someone cut us off, and all we hear is "what a freaking jack ass"  from the back seat🤣🤣🤣

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🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ I try my best not to swear in front of my son but sometimes it just slips out. He’s repeated a couple words but I’ve made sure to let him know I made a mistake and he cannot say those words.

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Me. I try not to around my kids but if I do than I just tell him oops that's a bad word and kids can't say it. He hasn't swore yet he's 2.5

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Just have to teach them when to say it and when not to! 😂

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My 4yo son and my conversation a few weeks ago as we were walking home from school. Just as people pass us on the sidewalk. 
Me: Now I said stop, do it again and...
Him: You gonna spank my ass?
Me: Do I really sound that much like my mother?
Had to stop for a minute while my 8yo got her laughter under control.
She later reassured that I didn't sound like Mama yet but I used that word a lot.

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Yepppp 🤷🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️ 
My daughter knows better than to say them, the most she says is ass and it's only at our dog aha. They're just words imo, as long as she isn't cussing anyone out I couldn't care less

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🙋🏼‍♀️
A little too much I get told quite often but idc what other people think!

Where’s my swearing sailor mommies at? 😂⚓️

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