I own a beautiful large home. I invited a dear friend to move in last year. At first it was lovely. Well. Since then... she's brought home two cats without asking. They smell horrible. She never changes the damn litter box. They've chewed through two window screens. Torn up the carpet in her room. Got out and knocked up. They're not fixed or vaccinated. She dumps her kids on me all the time. Her kids never eat anything except pizza or chicken nuggets. They're very rude. They wrestle my gigantic dog causing all kinds of destruction through the house. It's to the point where I can't have my dog inside when they are here. She randomly comes home during the day and naps and eats before leaving, never cleaning anything up. And hasn't paid me for bills since she moved in.

We had a talk and she's moving out. However, I'm not sure I believe that she actually is. Ugh. This has been a nightmare. We've known each other for twenty years. Never saw this coming.

Girl.

You gotta go.

Please.

Hope we can stay friends.

But wow. I need my home back.