My pregnancy “massage” 😂
I’ll be 38 weeks pregnant tomorrow and I’ve been pretty miserable the past few weeks. Along with all the crappy pregnancy symptoms my dog was badly injured and I had a flat tire in my car and my water pump needed to be replaced.

I decided to book a pregnancy massage with a gift card I had from Christmas. It was supposed to be on Saturday and I was really looking forward to it. Friday I get a call from the spa saying they needed to cancel my massage because the person who was supposed to do it was out on maternity leave. I was so upset that I cried. Hormones 🙄🤷🏼♀️

My sweet husband decides he’s going to give me a massage himself, and let me tell you, that was an experience in itself. 😂

He pretends to be a Russian masseuse named Helga and has me lay down on our bed while he plays music on my sound machine. He spoke with a Russian accent the entire time and had me cracking up! He also kept smacking my butt 😂

Even though it wasn’t the massage I had planned, I love that he tried. Also, I can’t wait to get this baby out!

Achieve your health goals from period to parenting.