So my boyfriend and I wanted to have sex but our daughter was going to bed in our room so we decided to do it in the living room.

Well we ended up needing some lube and all I could find was coconut flavored

So we start having sex moving from the kitchen to a chair and then finally onto the couch

I’m on top and it’s probably some of the best sex we’ve ever had

Our 7 week old puppy walks up AND LATCHES ONTO HIS BALLS

He starts screaming and I think I broke him

Now we have a rather large hole in our wall and my boyfriends balls have some puncture marks😂😬

UPDATE:

I’ve read him everyone’s comments and he would like me to say he doesn’t find it nearly as funny as we all do lol