Banging booboos

So, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate doggy style and he hit at the wrong angle on the way back in. After hitting the floor faster than you could say "f**k," I reached down to check and boom! Blood. He had managed to rip my perineum. He started freaking out, following me around like a lost puppy while I collected medical supplies, apologizing every two seconds. So, I was wondering, what are some of your best banging booboo stories?

He might be done with my sense of humor 😂