All these signs but BFN

I can't be the only one out there with these crazy signs that's making me go crazy but keep getting BFN I keep waking up in the middle of the night to pee and get a drink ( like right now)  and now my boobs hurt so bad to even move I had to put a sports bra on I can't normally smell anything cuz I have a deviated septum and now I can smell everything and makes me wanna gag I've been nauseous and I swear I could eat a jar of banana peppers AF DUE OCT 3 and u dtd everyday of my fertile week plus some days after  all these signs can't possibly be in my head like I'm trying to convince myself they are anyone else ?