When your husband is next level stupid

I said something to my husband about forgetting to put away the leftovers. He wasted good food.

He said that I forget to put the leftovers up sometimes too.

I said "when?"

"That time we had leftover nachos"

I looked at him.

"You cant keep nachos as leftovers. That shit will get soggy and gross!"

THEN THE DUMBEST thing i think hes ever said comes out his mouth...

"You could of picked the chicken out. Id had myself a sandwhich"

Shreeded chicken he wanted me to pull out of it and pack it away for him.

I got up and walked out of the room.

I guess raising his kids, cooking every meal from scratch, and keeping this house spotless isnt good enough. I got to pull some fucking SHREDDED chicken out of cold leftover nachos for him too.