What’s the weirdest thing your partner has said in their sleep?

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My husband just said after an hour of sleeping soundly, “I left the door open”, then started snoring again.
Then of course I had to get up and check all the doors in the house in case it was a genuine subconscious thought 😂

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“W stands for wumbo” 
“I knew it was time to wake up because the helicopters were flying over”
“Characters in Skyrim are named after cars”
He always says weird stuff when he looks like he’s awake but he’s not lol

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I'm the sleep talker 😂 I typically either say things that make no sense or not so nice things. Most recently I woke my SO up to tell him "I don't give a shit what you think". I've been a sleep talker since I was a kid. My siblings and SO have a ton of good stories about me sleeping soundly and then coming out with something crazy, just to go back to snoring.

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My husband doesn’t ever talk in his sleep but the other night I said johnathans trailer?!! Idk anyone named johnathan maybe from watching stranger things NO idea I’m so fucking weird

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Lmaooo my husband is the worst about this he literally does it every night he’ll sit up & talk about some bs & I’ll talk back🤣 I’ll never forget when we were younger he sat up in bed one night & said “where’s the keys to the helmet?” Like what?🤣

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“marriage is painful”
we aren’t married and he has never been married 😂😂

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I'm the weird one in this 🤦‍♀️
For about a week or so the radio kept playing Sam Smith's Dancing With A Stranger....
I get sleep paralysis fairly badly if I fall asleep on my back / for some reason more vivid dreams. -
So apparently we're both there laid out on our backs in bed, flicking through our phones/ playing some games as we wind down, lo and behold I pretty much fall asleep straight away which isnt uncommon.
According to him I threw my left hand up in the air and started singing "Look what you made me do I gots..some..ne" and I genuinely woke up with my arm raised not knowing what the heck was going off while he was completely laughing his arse off at me asking "You dancing with a stranger love?" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

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Ok, so my husband talks in his sleep all the time. My 3 favorite are below.
1. He said "Ouch... Hot..." And then proceed to blow like he was cooling off soup.
2. He shot straight up said "Ok. No. 1. 2." And then laid back down and started snoring. I was left like "3. 4. 5. Why am I counting?"
3. We play tabletop games, like Pathfinder and Dungeons & Dragons. I rolled over and he said "You didn't take the dodge action, so you are gonna take some attacks of opportunity"

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My husband says things quite often but most of the time I can’t tell wtf he said haha. The one time though I remember laying there and out of no where he goes “I’m smart”. I started dying and I was like what? you’re smart? And he goes “yeah I’m really smart”. I was like okay then goodnight. I wish I knew wtf he was dreaming about 😂. He’s has times where he’s randomly started cursing too 🤦🏼‍♀️.

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I’m the sleep talker and it is almost always work related. Hubby has many stories of my antics. One of the more memorable ones was when I proceeded to tell him why a judge was wrong on a case.  🤷🏽‍♀️

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He mostly mumbles a lot. He has once screamed blue murder in his sleep which scars the crap out of me. 
He's quite aggro in his sleep sometimes. Like physically aggressive. No major harm done though. Normally just pulls on my arm and such.

What’s the weirdest thing your partner has said in their sleep?

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