So I am vary pregnant and I have gas ok I fart alot well one of my friends called at the worst time ever I was sitting on the toylet doing my business when she called so I stop in the middle answer and before I could say I will call you back she started crying about her ex that she broke up with months ago. I ask her if I could hang up because I am in the middle of something important ( it was hurting at this point and whatever muscle is in my asshole was losing its grip on reality) she continued to cry about the ex. I tell her please I really need to go. She would not let me hang up so right when I was about to tell her what was more important than her ex problem my asshole lost its grip and it was so loud. She stopped crying for a full 30 seconds while the eruption was happening we were both silent then it ended I then proceeded to be the one to cry while she was laughing and trying to apologize without giggling. I hung up after that and called her back an hr later she laughed a little more and said that we have hurd each other do way worse. She continued that by reminding me about the time we were partying and we both got so drunk we both shared the toylet while throwing up. Lol good times or how we held each other while ugly crying the day I left the state for college. God she is my bestfriend ever