Things said during sex in attempt to induce labor (minor update)

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“Do you want the muumuu on or off?”

“Do I EVEN still have a vagina at this point?”

“Glad I’m having a c section.”

“You’re crushing the baby!”

“Ow ow ow”

And “of course finish inside I need that semen! What you think I’m gonna get repregnatized?”

Please work... That was the most annoying 3 minutes of my life.

I am getting consecutive Braxton Hicks

Which means nothing, really I get them all the time.

I am feeling cramps though!! Fingers crossed!