Tbh ladies: When did you first see a 🍌? And who's?

I was eleven years old and it was my dad's girlfriend's son. It was a pool party and everyone who wasn't in their swimsuits were trying to find rooms to change in. I was in the master bedroom changing behind a vanity and I didn't hear the door open because it was cracked. I was struggling with the bathing suit because it was tight. I was trying to make it comfortable and finally gave up. So, I walked out and there he was in his birthday suit. We both froze and looked at each other. Then I looked down at his 🍌 and I looked back at him. He had a weird expression on his face so I started to cry because I thought he was mad at me.