Transferring semen....

My man got a little too into anal tonight and unloaded in that region. It's O day. Like,seriously? So...desperate times call for desperate measures. I went to the bathroom, pushed most of it out and...put it in my vagina. I know it sounds silly. But think it'll still count? And before ya say something about it being nasty and bacteria, I douche my ass before anal so it's SUPER clean.