My kid said WHAT?!👀

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Let's make a whole feed about the funniest/craziest/weirdest things your kids have said to you or asked you😂 I just spent 20 minutes on Facebook reading a thread with so many hilarious comments and I'm sure you wonderful ladies of eve have some juicy stuff. Let's hear it!

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When my son started bathing by himself I would come in and joke with him and yell “make sure you wash your balls!!” 
One day, I was in the shower.. he barged in screaming “MOM, MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR BALLS!!!” 
My bathroom is by the living room, we had guests.

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“I’m going to name my daughter Lindsay because it reminds me of you and you’ll be dead by then” 
- my 6 year old

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While potty training, my little girl and I would repeat a mantra to help her get it. I would ask her where she was supposed to go pee/poop, and she would say “the potty”, so I would say “not in your...” and she would say “panties”. 
One day she told me she was supposed to pee pee in the potty, not in the refrigerator. 😂

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My 7 year old-
"Dad... why don't you have big muscles like the guy on TV?"
💀💀💀😂

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my two year old is just starting to put full sentences together, he was looking for his piggy bank to put his change in but couldn't find it so in the most serious way asks me "wheres my money at". felt like I was gonna get robbed lol

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When my two year old gets mad at me he walks off to his room muttering stuff like "no dumb mom" 😳
Then he'll come back and get in my ear and whisper "sippy sippy" in such a creepy way that it makes me laugh

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My youngest was obsessed with Thomas the Train. Thomas has a friend names Percy. Only my son couldn’t say Percy. He called him Pussy. Percy has a mini called choc Percy. So my son told everyone “My dad loves choc pussy”. ( his dad played with his minis with him). I’m black and his dad is white so of course everyone laughed. Including the strangers in Target🤦🏽‍♀️

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I just thought of another one... my daughter has two dimples on her face. She spent the day with my dad, and when I picked her up she was just talking about the day. She got real quiet, then all of a sudden held up two fingers and said “Mommy, I got two nipples!” I was really confused as to why my dad was teaching her about nipples, so I asked her to show me where. She pointed to her cheeks. She was trying to say that she had two dimples. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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My little one came up to me and said "mommy I need a drink for my thirst"
My niece cut a judge chuck out of her own hair with scissors and then came to her mom and asked if she could please tap it back on for her. She cried so much when she explained that it doesn't work that way.

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My brother had a bad rash one time from daycare and when it hurt he would grab his butt and say “eat my butt eat my butt!” But we think he was trying to day “it’s my butt” like “I’m hurting and it’s my butt.” 
He was 2

My kid said WHAT?!👀

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