stupid coconut

alright ladies. let me just say the title for me personally made me giggle a little. not to insult anyone

BUT who’s here NOT able to do the coconut trick?

i simply can’t because i was in a freak accident when i was 9 years old. it split my pelvic bone in half and caused a nasty fracture that to this day never healed right. doctors couldn’t do anything but help me adjust and make me somewhat “comfortable”. they also told me lots of things, late on my period etc etc. (which granted was true i was 15 when i started and most girls i knew had their period when they were 12/13 in my school.)

getting on top is bit of a problem because if i don’t adjust or sit correctly my legs turn to pins and needles an slowly go painfully numb.

if it’s not sex it’s some times a daily thing for my pelvic, like walking or sitting down too hard/wrong you can see my bone somewhat. and i’ve had to several times “pop” it back in place and it’s god awful painful.

so yeah. STUPID COCONUT.

anyone else read it like co co nut and not all the way properly lol (?)