An actual conversation with my mom
Me: People have to stop sexualizing Jason Voorhees. He’s an innocent little cinnamon roll.
My mom: How is he that?!
Me: HE DIED AT LIKE 7-10 BECAUSE OF LITTLE ASSHOLE KIDS! HE JUST WANTS HIS MOM! HE THINKS LIKE A CHILD AND I MUST PROTECT THE BEAN!
This actually happened.
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