This baby is gettin a spankin’ when it comes out! 😂

Just thought I’d share this lovely story with y’all!

Saturday morning I woke up feeling great! My morning sickness has been tapering off over the last few weeks, and i was finally confident that I could eat without being sick. I woke hubby up and suggested we go to our favorite breakfast place. He agrees and we hop in the car and head out.

We get to the restaurant, I order my favorite item on the menu, scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, onions and hash browns with country gravy. I am beyond excited and am pretty hungry.

Our waitress brings us orange juice and we wait for our food. A few minutes later our food comes out and it looks so good that my mouth is watering. Hubby starts eating and we are happily chatting away.

I take a big drink of my orange juice and one bite of my food and FUCKING EXPLODE VOMIT EVERYWHERE. NO WARNING I PUKED AN UNGODLY AMOUNT ALL OVER THE TABLE AND FOOD AND THE BOOTH AND MY PHONE AND MY PURSE AND MYSELF.

HUBBY JUMPS OUT OF THE BOOTH YELLING “oh no babe oh no” AS I SIT THERE IN SHOCK. I AM DESPERATELY TRYING TO WIPE EVERYTHING UP WITH NAPKINS AND AM APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY TO EVERYONE AROUND ME.

This sweet elderly woman looks at me and goes “oh you must be pregnant!” My poor husband is running around trying to collect towels and yells from across the restaurant “SHES PREGNANT SHES SO PREGNANT”

I kept apologizing and these old ladies flock around me and start telling me about all the times they got sick when they had their babies. One of their husbands pipes up with “That baby is gettin a spankin when they come out!”

We apologized 9000 more times and paid for our food and cleaned up the mess and then got the hell out of there. I had to take my clothes off in the parking lot because I was covered in puke.

We can never go there again.

Anyway I just wanted to share that now that I am past the embarrassment and I can laugh at how ridiculous the whole situation was. pregnancy just becomes me I guess.🤷🏻‍♀️