My son didn't nap yesterday. Its hit or miss these days. He also slept like crap last night and woke up around 11:30 because he couldn't find Abu (his Monkey) and stayed awake for a good hour plus crying a few more times for various reasons. He then woke up at 6:20 this morning.

Reasons he's cried include:

- my hands were folded

- my feet touched his kitchen chair

- my feet were resting on the table legs

- he wanted eggs, then didn't

- I turned off Bubble Guppies

Please send help! Its not even 10am. I'm stocked with vodka so a cocktail might just happen later on.

Tell me I'm not alone. Why are your toddlers crying?