Husband = Asshole

He’s been watching football or highlights since like 10am. This is the only reason I could even hand him the baby for chunks of time but even then he’s fucking useless. I still had to be the one to change him almost every time, warm the bottle, remind him it’s time to feed or that the bottle expired. I bought a carrier and made him try it today so babe slept on him for a few hours. But every time he actually needed something he was handed back for assistance.

And now he’s bitching at me that I I’m too noisy cleaning the baby’s room and the baby won’t fall asleep. Motherfucker are you for real??? You’re standing next to the speaker turn it down, turn it off, walk away from it. The monitor mic is on a high shelf behind the crib and much more difficult to turn off.