You wanna know how I embarrassed myself today

This is my boyfriend of 5 years and I’m embarrassed.

So I have this HUGE zit on my face and man it just really needed to be popped but I couldn’t see clearly enough in the mirror so I hopped up on the sink and i felt myself starting to fall and I grabbed onto the faucet and ripped it off as I fell backwards.

My back kinda hurts, but it’s my ego that hurts more. imagine hearing a huge boom and walking into the bathroom to see your girlfriend in the floor on her back legs in the air lookin like 👀 with the faucet in her hand.

Yeah that was me. Mornin