Weird things moms say 🤦🏻‍♀️

MountainMist • Mountain life!

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”Do not touch the dog’s butthole”

“Stop eating the fuzz between your toes”

“You pooped on the carpet again?!”

“I don’t want to eat your hands”

“Why are you upside down”

“Please stop thrashing and eat the tomato”

“Stop rolling, you’ll squish poop everywhere”